Developed by zerozerozero
Released for XBLIG (3/2010)
Ninja Chop!! is probably one of those releases for XBLIG that Microsoft would rather everybody forget about. The indie marketplace had its share of perverse, exploitative titles and Ninja Chop!! is one such title. You play as a female ninja who uses her karate chop to cut milk bottles in half. You have a meter with a tick mark you want to stop on as it passes over. The closer to the marker you stop, the more bottles will get chopped. If you stop right on the marker, you'll get a special animation for a perfect chop. Every couple of rounds you get a bonus wave where you attempt to chop a giant milk bottle. As your ninja lady chops these bottles she'll get drenched in milk (or blood if you change the bottles to skulls in the options). It's a very odd game and has a way of making one feel dirty just for even looking at it. As you smash bottles you'll level up your character and unlock new clothing you can dress up in. Every couple of waves the background changes up, and that's really about all there is to Ninja Chop!! While it is maybe worth a chuckle or two, I couldn't see anybody but the most depraved getting much replay out of this title. I suppose that's a bit of a moot point anyway as the title was pulled from XBLIG, likely for its lewd conduct.
Final Verdict: Ninja Chop!! is probably about as perverse a title as you could get on XBLIG, which may also be why it was de-listed from the marketplace.
Related Links:
Ninja Chop!! - GameFAQs
Ninja Chop!! SaD Games - YouTube
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