The Legend of the Dragonflame High School - Ending Spoilers

The Legend of the Dragonflame High School was an enjoyable beat 'em up released for XBLIG. Unfortunately, since the service has shut down and the game can be a pain to run on PC, most players will probably never have the chance to play through it. I found the "Engrish" translation pretty hilarious and figured I'd share it here. We'll look at the intro, the ending and the lyrics to to the song at the end. Don't mind the somewhat crooked screen shots, I snapped these pics with my camera directly off the TV screen as I have no other way to capture screenshots right now.

Introduction

One day one letter arrived Ryuichi.

Nice to meet you Ryuichi. I heard the rumor of your strength. However, I think in doubt. Will there be the human being who is stronger than me? Therefore, let's fight against me. I wait in the roof of the Hell's high school. You do not have the veto. Because I kidnapped Miyuki of your younger sister. -Hell's Ruler Enma.

Ending

Ryuichi defeated Enma in this way. Enma which ruined delinquents became quiet.

And, Ryuichi became the legend to live of the Dragon flame high school, and his existence became the menace for delinquents.

Ryuichi: "I'm home, Miyuki! Are you safe?"
Miyuki: "How did you do it? Brother, you quarrelled again!"
Ryuichi: "It was good... You were good in the safety...... I was tired, today"

Ryuichi confirmed the safety of the younger sister, and he fell asleep in a bed to heal fatigue. Dragon flame second grade at a high school, a legend of Ryuichi Yagami began......

End Credit Translated Lyrics

Welcome to the wonderful world.
It begins now.

I remember it.
You of those days always cold hearted and lonely.

You are a hero of the best from that day when you made her who shed tears laugh.

I promised that I strongly lived like a brown rat.
Your trip continues until the day when a dream comes true.

May you strongly live like a brown rat